Don't rent from Lighthouse Rentals.

Why a picture of a huge ass lighthouse with a big NO NO sign over it? This post brought to you by the douche canoe known as Lighthouse rentals. Lighthouse Bruh, took my land a day early, returned all my prims, slandered me via second life groups, and was nothing but rude, crude, and vile to me on the occasions we spoke.

When I politely asked him to not send my name out and slander me via groups, he merely laughed at me. For the entirety of our conversation please visit here: If you love Douche Canoe's journey here. My post.

He was nothing but offensive to me and my Second Life Family and Friends. I only hope that my postings reach someone that was tempted to do business with him, and they aren't stuck going down the same shit creek as me. So Lighthouse Bruh and Lighthouse Rentals allow me this one rebuttal:

Equalizer Typer for Lazy Sunday

So a new designer friend of mine made this awesome item. It's a equalizer typing animation over-rider. He asks if he can sell it in my store.. my response.. OMG YES PLEASE!@# So Boof proudly presents the creations of Malacath Kirkorian. His creations are spawned under the title of M.A.L. (Majorly Awesome Look) and *Boof.

So this is the typer! Notice it comes in two sizes, one is perfect for adult avvies, and the smaller version is perfect for you smaller folks out there. 
It also has color change options! 12 seperate colors or rainbow.(I personally adore the rainbow option.. gee I wonder why?) You can also adjust the brightness, glowy affects!
And as if this wasn't enough it spins about you and the blox randomly fluctuate from different sizes just like a stereo display.

And here's a closeup of the effects :)

Ready to Rumble Pose Set -

Oh Macho Man, crush of my  mis-spent youth! I wanted to marry you one day, but alas.. you died and took my plans of world wrestling domination away.. but that's okay. I have forgiven you and have made it my one woman mission to make you into a Saint. A Saint of Wrestling. Why you ask? Why not some other Great Wrestler that has been proverbially booted from the cage match of life? BECAUSE IT'S MACHO MAN DAMMIT, he was the best! I snapped into so many Slim Jim's doing impressions of him, I'm sure those sounds will reverberate through out the house I grew up in for all time to come. Or the many times I fan girl screamed as you finally entered the ring, with me turning to my very worried parents to let them know that I .. Misty 'Boof' Dorsey was one day to be your intended.. screw your wife! I drew a pic of throwing her into the river near my house when I was little.. so that would take care of that little problem. Huh.. it makes sense now all the times my poor mother looked at me like.. 'Where are we going wrong with this child?' But all I can think now is.. I WISH I STILL HAD THAT PICTURE. So.. with wrestling one of my many passions that I dived into as a child I present the READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEEE Wrestling Pose Set! Comes with 7 poses, a wrestling ring andddd steel ladder to jump off into the wild blue yonder.

                                                   IT'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT!!

taken down from the props and pose fair will be put up at store asap.

La Venta Eventa: Random Poses

This week for La Venta Eventa:

Yeah no funnies this week, it's Friday, mom had surgery in real and I'm worn out So mwah!

New from Boof

Angel and Devil Toast Scarves and Earmuff!
2 sets of cute kawaii inspired toast faces. One set with the blue scarf and muffs is angel oriented and for those with a lil mischief in their hearts, the devil set with red scarf and earmuffs!

Resize so will fit all avatars.

Lazy Sunday Item!

Every year for Christmas there is a blur of movement near the Christmas tree as the masked villain stalks down her pray.. Candy Canes disappear at an alarming rate and no one quite knows why.. the latest caper loud slurping noises could be heard in one of the back rooms and ominous green and red stains were later seen on an innocent bystanders face.. or so she said.

Okay so seriously I love candy canes, that's why I've built so much stuff for and with them in the past years. So of course they provided the inspiration for this weeks Lazy Sunday Item.

So a very Merry Christmas to all.. and to all.. GIVE ME YOUR CANDY CANES!@#

Merry Christmas!

This years freebie is just a calavacade of balloons and candy canes. But more than the gift, I wanted to say my own special thanks for all you people who have supported me and my store for all these many years. My friends who gave me the courage to try having a store on Second Life, my friends who taught me that building really wasn't the devil, my customers who have not only given support but helped provide inspiration for items to build for them, and my family who's constant words of kindness and support help keep me going. I hope you enjoy the lastest freebie and just know that although I joke.. ( a lot) that I'm very thankful to keep Boof running and enjoy the craziness that you keep letting me provide.