Don't rent from Lighthouse Rentals.

Why a picture of a huge ass lighthouse with a big NO NO sign over it? This post brought to you by the douche canoe known as Lighthouse rentals. Lighthouse Bruh, took my land a day early, returned all my prims, slandered me via second life groups, and was nothing but rude, crude, and vile to me on the occasions we spoke.

When I politely asked him to not send my name out and slander me via groups, he merely laughed at me. For the entirety of our conversation please visit here: If you love Douche Canoe's journey here. My post.

He was nothing but offensive to me and my Second Life Family and Friends. I only hope that my postings reach someone that was tempted to do business with him, and they aren't stuck going down the same shit creek as me. So Lighthouse Bruh and Lighthouse Rentals allow me this one rebuttal:

Equalizer Typer for Lazy Sunday

So a new designer friend of mine made this awesome item. It's a equalizer typing animation over-rider. He asks if he can sell it in my store.. my response.. OMG YES PLEASE!@# So Boof proudly presents the creations of Malacath Kirkorian. His creations are spawned under the title of M.A.L. (Majorly Awesome Look) and *Boof.

So this is the typer! Notice it comes in two sizes, one is perfect for adult avvies, and the smaller version is perfect for you smaller folks out there. 
It also has color change options! 12 seperate colors or rainbow.(I personally adore the rainbow option.. gee I wonder why?) You can also adjust the brightness, glowy affects!
And as if this wasn't enough it spins about you and the blox randomly fluctuate from different sizes just like a stereo display.

And here's a closeup of the effects :)

Ready to Rumble Pose Set -

Oh Macho Man, crush of my  mis-spent youth! I wanted to marry you one day, but alas.. you died and took my plans of world wrestling domination away.. but that's okay. I have forgiven you and have made it my one woman mission to make you into a Saint. A Saint of Wrestling. Why you ask? Why not some other Great Wrestler that has been proverbially booted from the cage match of life? BECAUSE IT'S MACHO MAN DAMMIT, he was the best! I snapped into so many Slim Jim's doing impressions of him, I'm sure those sounds will reverberate through out the house I grew up in for all time to come. Or the many times I fan girl screamed as you finally entered the ring, with me turning to my very worried parents to let them know that I .. Misty 'Boof' Dorsey was one day to be your intended.. screw your wife! I drew a pic of throwing her into the river near my house when I was little.. so that would take care of that little problem. Huh.. it makes sense now all the times my poor mother looked at me like.. 'Where are we going wrong with this child?' But all I can think now is.. I WISH I STILL HAD THAT PICTURE. So.. with wrestling one of my many passions that I dived into as a child I present the READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEEE Wrestling Pose Set! Comes with 7 poses, a wrestling ring andddd steel ladder to jump off into the wild blue yonder.

                                                   IT'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT!!

taken down from the props and pose fair will be put up at store asap.

La Venta Eventa: Random Poses

This week for La Venta Eventa:

Yeah no funnies this week, it's Friday, mom had surgery in real and I'm worn out So mwah!

New from Boof

Angel and Devil Toast Scarves and Earmuff!
2 sets of cute kawaii inspired toast faces. One set with the blue scarf and muffs is angel oriented and for those with a lil mischief in their hearts, the devil set with red scarf and earmuffs!

Resize so will fit all avatars.

Lazy Sunday Item!

Every year for Christmas there is a blur of movement near the Christmas tree as the masked villain stalks down her pray.. Candy Canes disappear at an alarming rate and no one quite knows why.. the latest caper loud slurping noises could be heard in one of the back rooms and ominous green and red stains were later seen on an innocent bystanders face.. or so she said.

Okay so seriously I love candy canes, that's why I've built so much stuff for and with them in the past years. So of course they provided the inspiration for this weeks Lazy Sunday Item.

So a very Merry Christmas to all.. and to all.. GIVE ME YOUR CANDY CANES!@#

Merry Christmas!

This years freebie is just a calavacade of balloons and candy canes. But more than the gift, I wanted to say my own special thanks for all you people who have supported me and my store for all these many years. My friends who gave me the courage to try having a store on Second Life, my friends who taught me that building really wasn't the devil, my customers who have not only given support but helped provide inspiration for items to build for them, and my family who's constant words of kindness and support help keep me going. I hope you enjoy the lastest freebie and just know that although I joke.. ( a lot) that I'm very thankful to keep Boof running and enjoy the craziness that you keep letting me provide.

Broken Resolutions Hunt Item

We all know what it's like hitting the scales after the holidays..and if you don't.. then I hate you already. Those extra pounds from the turkey, the dressing, the pies, the cake.. well it ads up! And if you are anything like me at all.. you'll feel like doing this to the scale upon reading it's screen:

This 'free' hunt gift comes with everything shown, but me! Pose, mallet, scale.. and the anger that comes after any holiday gorge fest. Enjoy!

Twilight Saga Hunt Item

Last day to get this bad boy at the store at Boof HQ. Click to change the cover of the book to the one you enjoy the most.

Elves' Worker Rights

These two innocent looking elves are set to whack at poor Santa as if he were a Pinata! Fully animated and resize scripted.. I so know I'm on the naughty list this year now!

Our hunt item for the Depraved Winter Hunt. Free at Boof HQ

http://slurl.com/secondlife/The%20Whisper/121/204/21

La Venta Eventa: Zombie Nutcracker vs. Gingerbread Man

New for La Venta Eventa, the Zombie Nutcracker who is chasing a poor bloodied gingerbread man. (Guess it's not as fast as fast can be eh?) They are animated in a looped animation with the gingerbread man being chased around. On display at Boof HQ, come and get em while they are hot. (Only 75L this Friday for La Venta Eventa, afterwards bumping up to 200L!)

Mario and Luigi Snowmen

I can remember a time in my life when I would scramble home from school to plop down for endless hours of entertainment from a certain set of brothers. Our adventures would take us many places. It's almost like we grew up together.

They really were like my little babysitters when I was a kid and Nintendo was one of the only things I looked forward to and with so much enthusiasm. It was like.. if I felled one more koopa, broke one more block, or smooshed one more goomba my troubles would just slip away, and happily they did more often than not. If you've been a customer of my store for awhile then I'm sure you've noticed my love for anything Mario related. So it's only fitting that I made them into the latest items! Mario and Luigi Snowmen!

These cute snowmen are 13 Prims (without the blocks above their heads) and are my latest edition for Lazy Sunday. They are copiable, mod, no trans. The set is 75L and the blocks are included.

Merry Creepness from Boof

So this year for Christmas Hanley and I decided to creep people out.. Cause I know he's a closet Pedo with a fan, beard and rapist glasses. Which I give to your viewing pleasure what I did the first time I saw one of these bad boys in action on Second Life:

So yeah! The Creeper Tree really will 'creep' up on you if you aren't careful. So without any further mental scarring here are the ads for these abnormal trees.

Next up the Thieving tree, now this one doesn't walk around but it's just as sneaky.

Those grabby little hands pop down and steal all the presents.. I'm sure this is really Hanley hiding and stealing everyone's Christmas goodies. You Scrooge you!

Okay now serial stuff. (Yeah we all know how serious I can be. HAR) The trees are copiable, 200L a piece, resize friendly and are up for display during the holidays at the mainstore. So merry.. creepness from Boof!

Always I Wanna Be With You!

Boof has an obsession with Robot Unicorn Attack 

If you are anything like me.. and god willing you aren't quite as fooked in the head as I can be.. then you would love Robot Unicorn Attack. This game has chosen me as it's emissary to the real world to spread love, friendship and rainbows. It's like the Robot Unicorn is the first new my little Pony FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC!

So.. to bring our love of Unicorns attacking people to SL Hanley created the Robot Unicorn attack. On sale at FTLO's Black Market ( http://slurl.com/secondlife/The%20Whisper/208/69/29 ) This Unicorn costs 100L, it animates on attach, and is animated when you walk run jump or fly. A loud piercing ALWAYS song follows in your wake, as a rainbow is left to show others you want to be with them. So! Tp now and get yo Unicorn on.

Horned Beanies!

This is the first co-release between myself and Mr. Hanley Speiser. I am very happy that we made these 'horny hats'. I myself have always a big fan of vikings. I love to rape and pillage.. I mean.. erm.. yes! Horns!
Okay Additional Info. These are resize friendly, 8 different types of horns and all 8 are scripted with click to texture change and 8 different textures have been lovingly made for these beanies. A steal at only 75 L keep your eyes open for our next release soon!

New Designer for Boof

After many years of head desking because of a looming deadline along with trying to get new releases to you guys I've found I stress myself out way too much in trying to keep John Q. Public happy with the originality of my designs and the frequency with which they are released. Which in my mind goes something like this:

So yeah, owning a store entirely by yourself on SL can be very daunting. That's why I'm so Derpina about this announcement 

Derpina Boof presents a new designer for Boof! One that is just right on par with my type of crazy. Hanley Speiser a long time friend and all around good guy came up with some ideas that left me all... YAY happy faced about and I know long time Boof Customers will appreciate his kind of mind as well. With that, our first co-release will be this Friday. I am so excited and I'm sure you will be too once you see all the crazy ideas he's came up with for the store.

Remember the 5th of November

Okay so.. ever had a friend obsessed  by a movie? Like so obsessed that they then in turn buy all the movie's paraphernalia that they get their grabby little hands on? Well.. my friends have called me that before. 'The Mini Movie Monster' in that I cannot go a 5th of November w/o watching V for Vendetta like.. all day. I still have my tickets from the first time I saw it, (framed, might I add!), and have a signed pic of Nata and Hugo in their V for Vendetta gear. *Swoons* I have a little shrine of it in my room. The signed autograph, the tickets, a framed pic of the comic graded and in mint condition, my copies of the graphic novel. Yes.. copies because I've totally worn out the first one by reading it so much. A little figurine of V.. okay lots more but you get the picture right? So I woke up.. realized this was the 5th of November and I in my lazed haze had yet to formulate anything for V on Second Life? I am a horrible fan! After chastising myself for hours I came up with a plan! V shall live to spread his anarchy in SL, so I proudly present:

This comes with the poster that V slashed in the movie and a personal alpha button to show your support for my favorite vigilante hero.

(Can you spot the poster hanging in my mainstore! *fan girl screech!*)

Remember remember the fifth of November
Gunpowder, treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder, treason
Should ever be forgot...

La Venta Eventa: Junkyard Hero

This was one of those times I was totally unprepared to make an item and built the first thing that came to mind. Inspired by such a looming deadline my mind thus gave you this: The Junk Yard Hero.

Bask in the glory that will evolve into the stinkiest hero ever! This set comes with a trash can lid hat, trash bag poncho, big black rubber gloves, and spiraly eye goggles that when clicked are color change! Do not forget the draw and attack plunger, the weapon of our mighty hero! Up for grabs for 75 L for La Venta Eventa at my mainstore Boof.

Halloweenie Stuff!

Okay! Candy Corn Eats, animated candy bag and sculpted tongue with candy corn on it, and then a pumpkin eater a pumpkin that when you sit animates you to look a struggling and sorry this so quick omw to school!

Bats in the Belfry Freebie.

Well as I live in East Tennessee I can only say that most of my experiences with bats have been in the negative category. The Summer before last, I was raft guiding on the Pigeon River.

2-Live Wildwater Crew

Okay so having went completely off point from where I was going.. I swear I'm making a point. To say that when I was living at the Guide Communal Cabin.. (with all the crazies above may I  mention) We had small hostel type rooms for each of us. So mine was in the loft of this cabin. Needless to say there is something that attracts bats to me.. (like they are mini vampires and are out to suck my blood. I just know it, I even named one of my regular winged visitors Dracula) So paranoia aside.. because the lil bloodthirsty fiends always seemed to swoosh up to my face at regular intervals when attempting to sleep. I took to sleeping with a pillow on my head and carrying a bad-mitten raquet with me at all times while in the house. If you've ever seen the movie 'The Great Outdoors' you'll know what I mean about sonar guided rodents and this pic.

So, with bad-mitten weapony goodness in hand, I would trapse about in the night with not a care in the world. So inspired by my real life terrors for Halloweeny goodness I present:

 So! New Halloween Freebie, Horrible Mental Scars for Life, and Bats in YOUR Belfry too! HA HAR!